Phone Sex Menu to Order Your Cheap Phone Sex Straight Up! Place your Phone Sex Order at the Cafe De' Flirt All Content Personally Written by Phone Flirts 2005-2007 Wouldn't it be nice if calling for phone sex was as simple as placing an order was at a drive thru window? You'd pull up and tell your order, get your total cost, pay... and speed off on your way. Ok, well... Ican't provide you with something that simplistic, but I sure can try to simplify things a little. Just check out the Phone Sex Menu of Delights that I wrote below for a few fun ideas. The Diddle Delight - The perfect order... a mutual masturbation call where you and one of us can both relax, get naked, and lie back touching all of my intimate naughty bits. Suggested Serving: Try a 20 minute call and we can both get covered in stickiness. Mutual masturbation is our phonesex du jour. With this cup of hot spunk - this guy is looking for quality versus quantity when it comes to picking a phone sex girl. It's not about how many times HE (or she) gets off..... but instead, about how intense the build-up can be - to cum together. He's naked and stroking - and she's busy inside of her panties. He whispers naughty details and she responds with her own naughty suggestions. An intimate seating between two strangers on the phone... taking turns at licking the spoon clean. The Bashful Delight - You are shy and quiet and really want a girl to take you by the proverbial hand to show you the way to phone sex ecstasy. You'd rather sit or lie back with your cock in your hand pumping away while we paint a scene in your dirty mind with my words. Suggested Serving: Do a 15 minute call. A very naughty choice for the guy who's not a regular phone sex diner. Basically you are rather timid in certain sexual grounds - and you prefer not to be the one taking charge of the conversation. This private seating will allow you to relax comfortably and stroke in your own little corner, while her dirty mind stirs up a mouthwatering fantasy. Her sexy voice will whisper and coo in your ear until the temperature gets too hot, and has you bubbling all over your firm gripping hand. The Muck Delight - You like phone sex to have a fast pace to it. You like it nasty.. your sex and your talk. It's not just the sex actions that you like extremely dirty, you want some filthy offense words to be used while describing it. Suggested Serving: Buy 10 minutes It's "Phone-Sex-To-Go" for this fast and the furious guy! This is the guy you see who runs in - and then back out with his order (aka his cock) in his hand. He's beyond the delicacies of heavy panting and heavy breathing - and just wants a little "oomph" to wet his hard whistle. This order is quick and to the point. There is NO beating of the bush here - just pure beating off . This session is served extremely fast, with plenty of filthy words and dirty descriptions. The Indecent Delight - You are a sensual man with a desire to go slow when it comes to phone sex. You want all of your senses teased, and you want to tease back. We can get sexy, erotic, flirtatious, and drag things out at a pleasantly seductive pace. Suggested Serving: 30 Minutes The perfect dish for a romantic phone sex encounter... where sensual minds meet mutual masturbation! He understands that foreplay begins in the brain. This naughty delight is served with plenty of sexy words, soft moans, and a hot orgasm for TWO! This is a delicious way for BOTH to get undressed, and get comfortable with each other. An ideal choice for the guy who's hungry for high grade passion and quality seduction - for himself AND his phone playmate. Be careful - as this phone sex session can get VERY hot to those sensitive body parts! The Wanton Delight - You want a little bit of everything because you like it all and you feel like being a greedy little piggy. You don't need a theme to your fantasy, you just want to experience everything all at once... maybe even including the kitchen sink. Suggested Serving: Try a 10 minute call This little phone sex appetizer is for the guy who can't figure out exactly what he's hungry for. All he knows is that he's got a craving for something sexually tempting but can't quite decide what it is. This spicy selection is a mixture of whatever "floats OUR boat" to get you off. Maybe we tell you a dirty story - or maybe we talk about the hot fuck we had last night. We basically throw out any sex-related topic - and whatever else that we think you can handle. If you've got a topic in mind - do tell - as we'll be glad to add that to your over-loaded plate! The Pervert Delight - You have a particular kink, a special little fetish, or maybe you are just a dang pervert. You'll try everything once, and then twice to be sure you liked it.... and yeah, you usually like it! Suggested Serving: 15 minutes of phone sex This sweet treat s for the guy who wants more than "just the usual". There's sex, and then there's SEX. You know... the sloppy kind, with whip cream, chocolate syrup, fruit for probing, and yes - utensils and a counter top also come in handy. This bowl of kink can be sprinkled with nasty perversions and obscene fetishes on the side. Served morning, afternoon, or night.... depending on your twisted mood! The Discovery Delight - Have an interesting fetish or something out of the ordinary?We don't know everything... but you can spend a little time teaching us about your interests and then we'll concoct a dirty little fantasy together. Suggested Serving: 30 minutes A "phone sex ala mode" is something unique that we offer as a side-dish. The best ingredients for this half-baked session is a pair of listening ears and an open mind. Here, you get a chance to bring something a little different (or wacky) to the table - such as a particular fetish, a dirty little secret, or a deep-rooted obsession. You have a burning interest that's burning a hole in your pants - and it needs "special" attention - so you want to talk to someone who is just as naughty as you are. Phone Sex with Phone Flirts Phone Flirts® is Registered in the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office All Rights Reserved whether written or implied. All text and Content is owned and/or licensed by phoneflirts.com No part of this website may be copied, transferred or re-created without the written consent of the owner. The use of this amateur phone sex site, and the terms and conditions for the sale of services, is governed by the Terms of Use Agreement. By using this phone sex site you acknowledge that you have read the Terms of Use Agreement and the disclaimers and caveats contained in this site, and that you accept and will be bound by the terms thereof. 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